Kayaking for the rest of us

Kayaking for  the rest of us
Kayaking for the rest of us

Just Because someone once said to start it off with a joke?

I once was told you can never go wrong starting with joke when speaking to a group of people. They would say its a great way to break the ice.  Just tell a tell a joke or two, it can't hurt.

Well I don't know if that is really the case in all situations, but for today, since I don't have my material ready to post on my blog I figured why not.

A.J.: Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant?
Nico: No, what happened?
A.J.: Two fish got battered!


Matt: What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym sock?
Rick: I don’t know. What?
Matt: A hook, line and stinker!
Jack: Why didn’t Noah do much fishing on the ark?
Jill: Search me. Why?
Jack: He had only two worms

Mark: Where do fish keep their money?
Kevin: Where?
Mark: In a riverbank

Ok last one

Maurice: Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
Denise: Where?
Maurice: The bobber shop

I can not take credit for these jokes. They are just some goofy jokes I copied from the Internet.  But if you would like to share any of your own jokes please comment below.

BUT.. PLEASE KEEP IT PG13!!
 I will delete it if it is not appropriate.   Thank you.

Joe Gabriel 

These Jokes came from http://fishing.boyslife.org/25-funny-fish-jokes/

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