Well I don't know if that is really the case in all situations, but for today, since I don't have my material ready to post on my blog I figured why not.
A.J.: Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant?
Nico: No, what happened?
A.J.: Two fish got battered!
Matt: What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym sock?
Rick: I don’t know. What?
Matt: A hook, line and stinker!
Rick: I don’t know. What?
Matt: A hook, line and stinker!
Jack: Why didn’t Noah do much fishing on the ark?
Jill: Search me. Why?
Jack: He had only two worms
Jill: Search me. Why?
Jack: He had only two worms
Mark: Where do fish keep their money?
Kevin: Where?
Mark: In a riverbank
Kevin: Where?
Mark: In a riverbank
Ok last one
Maurice: Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
Denise: Where?
Maurice: The bobber shop
Denise: Where?
Maurice: The bobber shop
I can not take credit for these jokes. They are just some goofy jokes I copied from the Internet. But if you would like to share any of your own jokes please comment below.
BUT.. PLEASE KEEP IT PG13!!
I will delete it if it is not appropriate. Thank you.
I will delete it if it is not appropriate. Thank you.
Joe Gabriel
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